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• natalia gonzalez

  

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  January 11, 2012 4:31:06 AM EST

  Sometimes we become bored of our work due to several reasons. A good way to regain your energy during boredom can be to leave the monotonous work (that you were doing) for sometime and involving yourself in some different type of works. It is great if the off-topic involvement is about something funny. Let us share some funny jokes, images and so on here to have entertainment, fun, laughter. ENJOY.

  
  This post was edited by natalia gonzalez at January 11, 2012 4:34:45 AM EST

  
• natalia gonzalez

  

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  January 11, 2012 4:39:11 AM EST

  Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.
  That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says,
  "I dreamt I had the best wank last night."
  The guy on the left side says,
  "That's funny, I had the exact same dream!".
  The guy in the middle says, "I dreamt I was skiing."
• natalia gonzalez

  

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  January 11, 2012 4:43:07 AM EST

  A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asking her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."
  
• natalia gonzalez

  

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  January 11, 2012 4:46:48 AM EST

  A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies.
  "What's wrong with you?" The barman says.
  "In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he replies.
  "We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park.
  He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman.
  "It's all right officer, I'm just shagging the wife," he says.
  "Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop.
  The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!"
  
• natalia gonzalez

  

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  January 11, 2012 5:59:57 AM EST

  A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
  
  Officer: May i see your licence?
  
  Lady: what does it look like?
  
  Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
  
  The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
  
  The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
  
• Keria Ke

  

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  January 11, 2012 2:27:12 PM EST

  I found one pic about tattoo..I dont know this will make you laugh or worry more if you think to get one.

  
• natalia gonzalez

  

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  January 15, 2012 10:57:47 AM EST

  @ keti, hahaha- nice share, it is funny and also will make people aware....lol
• adam simpson

  

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  January 17, 2012 2:13:06 AM EST

  Hahaha!! this is a great job done, thank you very much Natalia. i will also be happy to share something with you-
  "An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling.
  
  "I've got an eighteen-year old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
  
  The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know of a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season.
  
  But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
  
  So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezed the handle. BAM !
  
  The beaver drops dead in front of him.
  
  "That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that beaver."
  
  The Doctor says, "My point exactly." "
• Keria Ke

  

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  January 18, 2012 1:58:09 PM EST

  yes yes, I get the umbrella point adam lol
• Mama Raya

  

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  January 29, 2012 12:34:10 PM EST

  ahhh look at that horse tattoo. WAKE!
• Roxy Girl

  

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  February 22, 2012 6:32:18 PM EST

  the horse is changed to donkey O_o
  This post was edited by Roxy Girl at February 22, 2012 6:32:33 PM EST
• rayan harris

  

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  March 5, 2012 8:10:27 AM EST

  hmmm.. this is a failed piercing.lol
• Mama Raya

  

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  March 16, 2012 7:03:23 PM EDT

  hows lovely pony lol
• Roxy Girl

  

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  March 20, 2012 8:08:44 AM EDT

  look similar huh!
• Jeffrey Horton

  

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  August 1, 2012 11:53:13 AM EDT

  I want a huge collection of humor?